Friday, April 3, 2009

They say I've gotta drinkin' problem

The weekend is here! Yippy!! That means 2 whole days with only a little crate time! Woo Hoo! And, next week I will get to go to work with my Dad some too! That will be way more fun than work with Mom!

But...back on topic. Mom has informed me that I have a drinking problem. I know I am young to have started, but it is just so addicting! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE it! It is almost as good as kibble. And the way it makes me feel... There's just nothing like it! I'm in heaven. But, the feeling doesn't last. So, I have to take another drink. Some times it makes me silly. Sometimes, it doesn't seem to phase me at all. I want to feel it all the time. I just don't know how to stop.

Mom says she is going to create a 4-paw system and start a DA support group. Drooler's Anonymous will meet weekly. Somehow, the program will teach me not to thrust my whole muzzle into a water bowl when I want a drink. It will teach how I can live with dry whiskers. And, most of all, there will be tools to teach me how to close my mouth after taking a big gulp, rather than letting it all drool out, covering whatever surface I am near. I will be a better dog for conquering my addiction. I know it.

But, I have to admit... I will miss seeing Mom jump and squeal when I drop a big mouth full of water into her lap!

Love and Licks,


Cabana's Puppy Raiser said...

Well, at least it seems like she's not afraid of water like Accord! Maybe you've got a swimmer this time!

Brittany said...

Its great to see another GDB raiser in the blogging world! Hobbs had a drinking problem when he was little too. Luckly he grew out of it!